YOU FOOL

YOU TRIED TO HEAR THE RECORDINGS
the enchanted disc has rejected your curiosity

CLICK PLAY TO EXPERIENCE FALSE SONG

This is not Cube Transmutation.
This is not Tree of Woe.
This is not Jah Rune.
This is not The Forbidden Zone.

If the cursed player does not appear, install REALMPLAYER 3.7 or perish.


WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

to hear actual bastard sword music:

COME TO A SHOW

online listening is for cowards, wizards, and municipal clerks

CURSE LEVEL: 666%

RETURN FROM WHENCE YOU CAME

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no rights reserved. there is only one thing in this world you can trust, and it is made of steel.